Tuesday, August 01, 2006

On Mel Gibson

Had a chance to work on some new material last night, including some topical stuff which I think will have a shelf-life of five minutes ago. So, I figured I'd share my little Mel Gibson joke that I wrote this weekend. PS: It worked quite well last night.

It's always tough for my people. We've got Israel and Lebanon and now this Mel Gibson thing. Mel Gibson gets busted for a DUI and completely has a meltdown. Just throws his career away. He called the cop "sugar tits" and just started ranting about the Jews. "The Jews start all the wars!" "Fucking Jews." "It's all the Jews' fault - you...you a fucking a Jew?!"

I mean, he completey ruined his career.

Which is exactly how the Jews planned it.