Thursday, August 10, 2006

Look what I got in the mail!

Wow. Mel Gibson sure was serious when he said he would reach out to the Jewish community and ask for forgiveness. Look what he's sending out to every single Jew in the world, ever*:

Dear Jew,

I'm sorry!

Please accept my sincerest regret that you will spend eternity in Hell.

Your Pal,


I got mine this morning. Pretty sweet. Good ol' Mel will have things patched up with the Jews in no time!

*Yes, there is a list of all the Jews in the world, ever. It's for, um...research.

**This was based onRoss' brilliant idea.**