Tuesday, August 08, 2006

I knew it!

The cops won't release the Mel Gibson tapes of his infamous arrest.

Authorities have refused to release video and audio tapes of Mel Gibson's drunken driving arrest, saying the material is part of an "investigatory file" and exempt from the California Public Records Act.

Which means that the tapes DO exist.

Audio and video.

There is no way that these tapes are not hilarious.

I daresay they may be the most hilarious tapes ever recorded.

We wants them.