I refuse to be bested by a machine.
So, there's this website:
Guess the Dictator and/or Television Sit-Com Character
Here are the rules: Pretend to be a dictator or television sitcom character. I'll try to guess who you are by asking simple yes/no questions. If you're not sure of the answer to a question, answer "No". If you forgot who you were pretending to be, go take a nap, you're obviously under too much stress. Also, drink plenty of fluids.
I tried a few different ones, testing the waters, before I got clever. Guess after guess, it was getting them right. It even got Tootie.
It easily guessed Ralph Hinkley from The Greatest American Hero. Then I got a sneaky. I chose an obscure character who suddenly disappeared from tv without ever being mentioned again. Tricky. Or so I thought.
I win again! You are player number 12 to have chosen Chuck from Happy Days. I knew you were Chuck from Happy Days from the start, but I strung you along for a while to make it seem more sporting. I hope that one day you will overcome the powerful sense of humiliation that you now feel. Until then, good luck.
Chuck, Richie Cunningham's older brother who one day walked out the front door to play basketball, never to be seen or heard from again.
This thing was good.
But finally, FINALLY, I stumped it.
Captain Christopher Pike. It didn't know good ol' Captain Pike.
You won this time, puny mortal! And I fail again. I guess my parents were right, I'll always be a failure. I guess it's time to start looking for a new job.
Ha HA! Stupid machine.
This has been the highlight of my day. sigh.
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