Saturday, March 24, 2007

comedy. tonight.

This is where you'll find me.

SATURDAY MARCH 24th @ 10:30pm


The D-Lounge * Basement *
101 E. 15th St.
Union Square * NYC

Here is a photo of some poor child, dressed as a fluffy bunny.

Years from now, this once-child will drive cross country in a two-door pick up truck with only twenty packs of cigarettes, a jug of gasoline, a book of matches, and a Kenny Loggins cassette tape, the only thing he has left of his mother's.

He will arrive in Nevada, tired but determined. A calm sense of certainty will envelope him as he douses himself in the cleansing serenity of the gasoline and marches through the main doors of the Bunny Ranch. Mechanically, methodically, detached - he will allow a small smile to creep across his cracked lips. Finally, after all these years, he can forgive her. He will strike a match and his world will burn.

Mommies, Daddies:
Please. Don't dress your children up as bunnies.