Calling the Fab Five...

"Aw, hell. How much longer is this gonna be? I got to get to a duck hunting thing."

Strange. Some people thought that the Vice President's choice of attire failed to show the proper respect on such a solemn occasion. The supreme irony here is, he doesn't even need to bundle up. Being a cyborg, extreme weather conditions have very little actual effect on the Cheney-bot.