Thursday, July 13, 2006

"From the creators of 'White Chicks'..."

INT. PENTHOUSE APT. - NIGHT

Two brothers, dressed in baggy but expensive clothes, take hits from a wacky-looking bong as they watch a Bugs Bunny cartoon.

A thick haze of smoke hangs heavy in the air.

KEENEN
Aw, shit. I love this one! This one here's where this tiny midget gangster tries to fool ol' Bugs into thinkin' he's a baby, but my man Bugs ain't havin' it, see?

SHAWN
Midget what?

KEENEN
He's like a robber, but he's a midget. Funny as hell. Baby Face Finster or some crazy shit. An' he's all actin' like he's a baby to get his goods back.

SHAWN
And Bugs believes that shit?

KEENEN
Naw, Double B turns the tables on ol' boy and -

Keenen belches a puff of smoke. The brothers laugh uncontrollably.

PAUSE

SHAWN
Oh shit. Oh shit!

KEENEN
What?

SHAWN
What if I was Bugs?

PAUSE

KEENEN
You're cut off -

SHAWN
I'm Bugs, right, and we make Marlon the midget...

The two brothers stare at each other.

Smoke swirls ominously around them.

MARLON enters, wearing a bonnet and a diaper.

MARLON
Look what I found in the attic! This shit is off-the-hook hilarious!

KEENEN and SHAWN collapse in a fit of laughter.

MARLON
I told you this shit is funny!

FADE TO BLACK



Did it really happen? You make the call!

Little Man

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