INT. PENTHOUSE APT. - NIGHT
Two brothers, dressed in baggy but expensive clothes, take hits from a wacky-looking bong as they watch a Bugs Bunny cartoon.
A thick haze of smoke hangs heavy in the air.
KEENEN
Aw, shit. I love this one! This one here's where this tiny midget gangster tries to fool ol' Bugs into thinkin' he's a baby, but my man Bugs ain't havin' it, see?SHAWN
Midget what?KEENEN
He's like a robber, but he's a midget. Funny as hell. Baby Face Finster or some crazy shit. An' he's all actin' like he's a baby to get his goods back.SHAWN
And Bugs believes that shit?KEENEN
Naw, Double B turns the tables on ol' boy and -Keenen belches a puff of smoke. The brothers laugh uncontrollably.
PAUSE
SHAWN
Oh shit. Oh shit!KEENEN
What?SHAWN
What if I was Bugs?PAUSE
KEENEN
You're cut off -SHAWN
I'm Bugs, right, and we make Marlon the midget...The two brothers stare at each other.
Smoke swirls ominously around them.
MARLON enters, wearing a bonnet and a diaper.
MARLON
Look what I found in the attic! This shit is off-the-hook hilarious!KEENEN and SHAWN collapse in a fit of laughter.
MARLON
I told you this shit is funny!FADE TO BLACK
Did it really happen? You make the call!
Little Man
Baby Buggy Bunny
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