Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Someone call Colbert!!

Bears Attack Monkey!

The horror. The horror.

AMSTERDAM, Netherlands - Bears killed and ate a monkey in a Dutch zoo in front of horrified visitors, witnesses and the zoo said Monday. In the incident Sunday at the Beekse Bergen Safari Park, several Sloth bears chased the Barbary macaque into an electric fence, where it was stunned.

It recovered and fled onto a wooden structure, where one bear pursued and mauled it to death.

Not even the monkeys are safe from bears.

Sloth bears, no less. What I can only assume to be the laziest of the bear family.