Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Spamming in tongues

So, I received some spam that insulted my manhood and implied that I may have a stamina problem in bed. Nothing out of the ordinary. What's weird is the strange collected gibberish that makes up the second half of the message. It's almost as if the spammers are trying to communicate in code.

"...trapped in a basement...send viagra immediately..."

It's like some bizarre e-mail possession. Does the Devil use herbal supplements? Maybe someone out there in internet-land can figure this one out. I can't wait to see what kind of google hits I'm gonna get after this post...


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- Non-hormonal herbal therapy
- Acts locally on the sex organs
- Regulates process of ejaculation
- Acts through neuro-endocrine pathway
- Acts on the high centres of emotion in the brain

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