ATTENTION WARNER BROS.

So, I hear you don't have any writers for the Superman Returns sequel anymore.

And that Mark Millar has offered to write the movie for free.

Well, I'd be happy to write a kick-ass Superman movie for you. And I'll do it for free-er!

Have your people call my people.

Hm. It might be faster for you to call me directly. You know what? Just...just call me. Please.

I've got an MFA from NYU's Tisch School of the Arts in TV and Screenwriting. Will that help? Look, I can explain everything over the phone. Call me.

Seriously.

Love,

Benari