"Pie!"

Ya know, with all the negativity, bile, and general nastiness going around these days - what with the GOP's morbid cirque macabre and hollow grand-standing - I'd like to take a moment to offer some genuine positive mojo to an otherwise terribly cynical and disheartening week. So, to celebrate the end of the work week, here you go. Some good ol' fashioned American Apple Pie:



Ain't nothin' more wholesome than apple pie, my friends. So, go ahead. Pick up the phone and order yourself up some pie. You've worked hard. You deserve it. Mmmmmm. Pie. So good, you could just wander around the streets of your fair neighborhood, licking your lips and letting your mouth roll over it's sweet-sounding flakey goodness. Mmmmmm. Pie. Ross knows what I'm talking about.

Pie.

It puts the "good" in Good Friday.