Comedy is so glamorous

Oh, the life of a struggling comedian is so glamorous! Why, in the past 2 weeks, I've performed in hotspots around the city, from youth hostels to the basements of bars. Just the other day, I had the pleasure of performing a 5 minute set in the middle of the afternoon to a video camera and a handful of comics, with nary an audience in sight. Yes, comedy. The most respected artform of them all.