Tuesday, August 21, 2007

BREAKING NEWS!

A new poll has discovered that (gasp!) WHITE PEOPLE are happier than minorities in America.


Poll: White youths happier than others
By LARRY McSHANE and TREVOR TOMPSON

From their relationships to their jobs to their money — even from they time they first roll out of bed — young white Americans are happier with life than their minority counterparts.

According to an extensive survey of 1,280 people ages 13-24 by The Associated Press and MTV, 72 percent of whites say they are happy with life in general, compared with 51 percent of Hispanics and 56 percent of blacks.


From their higher-paying salaries, better job prospects, increased opportunities and easier access to solid health care and education - even their lack of daily persecution - young white Americans are just happier with life.

Just why that is, though, we may never know.


"Yay! White!"