Thursday, January 11, 2007

two actual conversations from over the holidays

Below are conversations real people actually had with me.

*Names have been changed to protect me.

Conversation #1

Guy: Have I got the perfect girl for you. She's fantastic. (to his wife) Honey, isn't Suzie Suzeman* perfect for Benari?

Wife: Too tall.

Guy: Oh, yeah. She's much taller than you.

Wife: Never work.

Conversation #2

Lady: Why don't you just use rogaine?

Why no, I don't have a complex. Why do you ask?