Friday, October 20, 2006

These are the jokes - Week 4: episode IV

Here's the latest headline for this week's assignment:

FBI questions someone in NFL threat

I tried to go for pretty standard, straight-up football jokes.

The FBI investigated a threat to attack several NFL stadiums this week. Since the threat depended on throwing a bomb and hitting a target, Miami Dolphins Quarterback Dante Culpepper was immediately ruled out as a suspect.

The FBI made some progress in their investigation of a bogus NFL bomb threat after they intercepted an online message…then ran it up the middle for a gain of ten yards.