EVERYBODY'S SAFE! EVERY. BODY'S. SAFE!

TWO World Series Championship Red Sox teams in four years?!

Plus the juggernaut that is the New England Patriots, with 3 Super Bowl titles and counting.

Boy, I'm really going to hate the next generation of Boston fans.

Damn, kids. *razzum frazzum* you don't know what it was like *grumble* curse *grumble* *grumble* Red Sox would NEVER win *razzum frazzum* Bears *grumble* *grumble* when I was young...