No, I don't plan on watching the show.

Celebreality. Will you never cease to amuse and entertain us?

Scott Baio answers the question of why he's 45 and single:

Here’s Scott’s account of his first time. “A friend’s apartment. First time…we’re on a couch that is corduroy, and I’m thinking this is really uncomfortable. This is not feeling good at all. And…and I mistook the couch for her. I was making love to a couch. Then all the sudden I found the mark…etc etc..”

By the way, that was Erin "Joanie" Moran's vagina he couldn't find.

And THAT is why Scott Baio is 45 and single.

Asked and answered.


Found via fark.com.