Below are conversations real people actually had with me.
*Names have been changed to protect me.
Conversation #1
Guy: Have I got the perfect girl for you. She's fantastic. (to his wife) Honey, isn't Suzie Suzeman* perfect for Benari?
Wife: Too tall.
Guy: Oh, yeah. She's much taller than you.
Wife: Never work.
Conversation #2
Lady: Why don't you just use rogaine?
Why no, I don't have a complex. Why do you ask?
|